So. Much. Salt.

The Royals met Noah at his office. For some reason, he didn’t show up.

I thought the Royals effectively settled this when they utterly pantsed the Mets in the World Series.

All this Gomes kid needs is a 2X4 and wrasslin' trunks to perfect his late Halloween costume.

Hello Mudda

I didn’t like any of this. As someone who has been cheated on multiple times, this made me queasy. I didn't like his answers or candor about it. No I will not "find myself in this situation someday", if I am with someone and want to be with someone else, I'll end my current relationship first cuz I'm not a fuckhead.

They’re writers, not voice-over artists. Listen at your own risk.

In a related development, La’el Collins has been banned from the parking lot of all Lions games.

it’s a sad sight when an honest working woman has stolen the name I use for my biennial bout of debilitating laryngitis.

Not until you’re in the pros, buddy. Not until you’re in the pros.

If I’ve learned anything from sports, it’s that you can’t just deck women at home and expect to get away with it.

My COPD dad needs them, too, on his bad days. Nothing pisses me off more when he has to sit at a store entrance waiting for someone to return one of these and it turns out to be some kid screwing around.

“You can’t get involved and break up a fight nowadays the way lawsuits are and everything? Liable to get yourself arrested. Nah. Let’s just stand here and enjoy it. Matter of fact, get yourself a Honey Bun and while you’re at it, get me one too. Two is even better than one. That ain’t right. Look. The little one just…

She’s doing a horrible job raising that boy. The proper response would have been to yell “World Star!” then enter the fight.

Sorry if I see two ladies fighting I am not trying to stop them. They clearly said in the video multiple times security has been called and the police are in the way. There is no way in hell I am interjecting myself into that mess.

I was going to complain about portrait mode, but the effort for a perfect title frame makes up for it.

eta: the video is even better ...

Dear Cubs Fans,

Anyone else hear the Benny Hill song while watching that GIF?