Oh that is harsh. Love it.

#4 also TOTALLY applies to pretty much any mountain twisty road here in CO. I moved here from CA, where (SF peninsula area at least) the speed limits are such that you can go over within reason (5-10 over generally) and actually enjoy the drive/ride reasonably well. Here in CO the limits are so low you basically risk…

(Note on this - I suppose if you consider the WRX a separate model, rather than a high-end Impreza, then yes turbo is “base” for that. But this would be a bit of a stretch IMO as it’s a) still and Impreza really and b) quite a bit more money. I believe it’s only relatively recently the WRX has been branded as a…

Uh, FA/FB - the turbo version, which the entry on this one implies makes the engine worthy of this list, is NOT the base engine, on any model.

Yeah, I saw this and think it’s great. I honestly am not sure how hard I can really brake on a motorcycle - I practice of course but I don’t think I’m that close to maximum braking - certainly haven’t done a stoppie (granted, part of the deal is using the rear brake, applied slightly first actually, to keep things…

Oh fer cryin’ out loud, I’m still grayed? Is this on a per-forum basis?

“If you think ‘it doesn’t benefit me as a driver so I don’t like it’. Actually it does, when we split lanes we’re out of your way and the line is shorter. You see the riders coming from behind you and get angry thinking they’re cutting ahead in line but you don’t see that all the riders in line ahead of you splitting…

This looks like something from St. Louis

Now, for God’s sake, can I be ungreyed??

This thing looks like the split-open, cooked head of this guy:

“The upside is that his off-road adventures have been turned into a meme overlaid with lawnmower noises:”

Back in the day of David Letterman handing out “Big Ass” hams my friend ordered a “Big Ass” drink (at a Sonic drive-in). The speaker crackles, “I’m sorry, we only have ‘Large Ass.’”

Apologies if I missed this if someone else got to it first (I did skim thru replies and didn’t see it), but it seems like this would be something all to easy to have fail after an accident - i.e. could be pretty damn bad.

You had me at “squirrel urethras”

Where the heck is the 2nd-gen CRX? Basically the end of Honda cars as far as I’m concerned.

Submission or it didn’t happen. Aka I call BS because there is no “one” with idiots and kale, it’s more like thousands.

Seems a lot of folks might be better off reading the comments of the apparently-more-knowledgeable before casting their votes.... Right now it’s heavily NP but there are several comments pointing out the car is misrepresented - I’ll have to take their word for it but no reason to doubt given several specific…

In Race Drivin’ you could pick different cars. I think a yellow Miata clone was one of them.

Hilarious. Twisted. COTD.

This got weird at “Sure he’s way too old to be a real friend, but you take one look at him and you know that insanity awaits.”