Fucking clickbait bullshit. Last article I ever click by Torchinsky.

I thought Doug was great at first but now I just skim his stuff. Trying too hard for sure. Still better than Harris who got old almost immediately.

You did notice this worked fine and pleased many Saturn customers for years, right?

Actually, this video shows how it's stupid to be stupid no matter your car. Racing through traffic can actually be done right.

Suggested reading: Cannonball by Brock Yates.

Inspired. Hilarious. CotD.

This is one of the funniest things I've read this year. Easily on par with the Best-Of BCO one.

I like to loaded a bowel...hey wait a minute...I'm loaded and I had a bowel...no, er, let's load this bowel yeah I think that's right

YESSS II! I feel the same way about "hashtagYouveGotToBeKiddingMeReallyDontYouWantALife"s.

YESSS! This is absolutely the first "You can buy a bunch of used spittoons for the price of a new dishrag" headlines that I've been glad to see. In. A. Lonng. Time.

Bring out the gimp.

So, what you're saying is, Because Racecar

IF YOU ARE FRENCH, WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN ENGLAND?

"Congratulations, CORE-sche. You are now the Red Bull of endurance racing." LOL

No vegan, animal lover etc. should be upset about this, btw. Possums are totally nasty.

"Amazingly, previous efforts to combat this threat by making pizza as disgusting as possibly by topping it with pineapple have gone nowhere, as there exist human beings deranged enough to enjoy just such a monstrosity."

These guys make some nice replicas - they are not based on VWs, and the prices do reflect this - so at basically double the price range maybe not an option for Mr. Bret, but this would be a far more favorable way to go, IMO.

The 924 Carrera GT (interesting source of that name, eh?) is seriously badass. Derek Bell had (probably still has) a GT-S version and has remarked on its perfection for him. (On how capable/fast/stable etc it is, said something like "911 guys have 911s to have fun, I have my fun on the track.")

That said, I don't…

The Porsche 962 is one of the most iconic race cars to come out of the 1980s,

Is that really...a wheelie bar?

Issues, like the fact that the current Jetta really went off the ranch. Oh, and that "stopped by the side of the road with the hazards on" thing.