Doug, I drive a Forester in Denver. The remark about the XV Crosstek (CO bowl smokers) could not have landed better.

Ruf doesn't rhyme with buff

Same thing happens here with cigarette taxes/smuggling. There's a saying, "libertarianism happens to people."

I've been ignoring these things - what the hell does this have to do with cars??!!

"Tone" is hard to infer reading (condensed, as disclosed) text on the internet. Care to elaborate or would that be non-objective (if so, you kind of opened the door)?

It took longer than I thought it would for Hyphy to get from Oakland to NYC

Your body never "forgets" what enzymes to produce when a certain substance is encountered to be digested. The idea that one will get sick when eating meat after being vegetarian is a myth/psychosomatic.

So I'm driving down the road minding MY OWN GOD DAMN BUSINESS and a MOTHERFUCKIN DEER jumps out and HITS MY MOTHERFUCKIN CAR
...
So what I want to know is, who gets the deer, me or the dog?

Comment of the week.

Oh for fuck's sake. It's schlock like this that continues to turn me off completely from American stuff, not matter how objectively good it might get.

I.e. regardless of what it literally stands for.

I think he's calling them on the "Smart" part.

Kia Soul.

I'm not the type to put "see what I did there" after the joke.

They should just call the thing a 711 and forget about it. Conveniently ties in with 911.

What the hell? This post disappeared so I re-wrote it. Now it's showing and there's no "delete" on either one. "I've seen this type of thing before, and it was always attributable to...human error"

Maybe it is Manney, I just can't remember AAARGH.

"And the world is made a little safer for boredom." - if anyone on here can attribute this (broadly applicable, but I also don't remember its original subject) quote, I'd be most appreciative. Manney? - I don't think so, but could be. Egan? Maybe but not sure. AAARGH.

"And the world is made a little safer for boredom." - If anyone on here can attribute this (broadly applicable, though I don't remember the exact subject either) quote I'd be most appreciative. I don't think it's Manney but it's on the tip of my brain. Egan maybe. AAAARGH.

Personally I want to see them back, because so many of them were tobacco sponsorships, and banning tobacco sponsorship was IMO total bullshit.