Please investigate the punctuation mark known as the "comma."

"...you're just some model holding what looks like an oversized bowling bag and staring into the intake manifold and wondering just what the fuck you're supposed to be doing"

Um he wouldn't be wondering anything because model.

Yep, the Beastie Boys disowned this song for a reason. Blech. A better post would be Paul's Boutique in its entire Dust-Brothersy sampletastic glory.

My advice, as always: Go with a 250 first. Then step "up" (if you insist on calling it that).

Now someone will find a picture of a Gulf-Trabant and my day will be complete

Ha ha, I thought of that after I posted!

Wrong badge, sir

While technically the dust is a salt (alkali) it's probably more descriptively accurate to say "playa dust." Too bad art cars are limited to 5 mph, eh?

Easier: "Braap braap braap another one...oh drat it's more than one. This is hard."

Wow. Though my question is, who the hell buys these brands? I figure there are 4 types of people.

My friend in San Fran, who works at PG&E and had the unfortunate experience where he had a) Peet's Coffee (strongest laxative known to man shy of that weird one they give you pre-surgery) and b) a resulting episode since he had an electrified panel open that he couldn't leave, coined the term "redecorate" for…

The 924S also has a lower 5th gear - some 944 owners swap transmissions for this reason.

Not to mention compression?

More like "better than" - esp uphill starts.

This is COMMENT OF THE FUCKING WEEK. I am dying here. "...and ran down that valet." WELL DONE SIR.

"the stereo is useless with a full-face helmet on" so "none"

I suggest fixing it in the story - I saw a prior comment correcting this but thought it was a joke. This makes the incident/his response FAR more hilarious.

I think the stupid bear even has a name, like Fergi The Motorsports Bear or some shit. Edit - apparently no longer. It was actually "Ferdi" (whatever that means, "stupid consumer" in German is my guess) but that's a previous version (found one on eBay).

Doesn't stop me from wanting one, or a Lamborghini for that matter. You call yourself a Jalop?

"In a statement on its website on Friday, the company said: 'During the test, the vehicle suffered a serious anomaly resulting in the loss of the vehicle.'"

Right. The "serious anomaly" is that it BLEW THE F*CK UP.