But I'm a sub! I get off on being insecure in my person.

As a sub, I have to admit that the 19th Amendment gets me super hot!

For what it's worth, I still find your ass fetching.

Just do it and let the moderators decide.

What are you talking about? It turned Ben Affleck into a killing machine in The Accountant. Rain Man plus The Punisher equals cinematic gold!

It's a two person apron.

The interview started, "Dear, Penthouse. I never thought I would actually meet Selena Gomez…" What did you expect?

Yeah, that's the moment I was less concerned about him jizzing all over journalism and more concerned about him getting some on Selena Gomez.

Jeff Cooper is a liberal! I like Marines who didn't resign their commission. SAD!

Is that wax figure of Javier Gonzales in the picture a prop from one of the upcoming productions at the Stagecoach Foundation? Is it a horror movie set in a low-rent Madame Tussauds?

I think it was the whole going on a North Vietnamese sponsored tour of Hanoi and the surrounding countryside and chastising American POWs for their role in the war effort while they were still in captivity that people saw as a step too far. Plenty of celebrities openly criticized the war effort at the time and the…

You could have just said "Rush fanatic," all the rest is redundant.

Thanks! I'm sure it will all become second nature once we get used to the change.

So, we're still doing that thing where I click on the comments for one Newswire article and it takes me to the comments section for another? Good to know.

That was me. My bad! If I had known he would turn out this way afterward, I wouldn't have done it.

I would argue that, despite multiple people having children as I type this, we still face a world with "no future, ho [sic] hope, no ambition, no striving, no nothing," work is meaningless and increasingly exploitative, and that play is pretty degenerate. To be fair, I can only speak for myself on the latter point. …

I've never understood why Children of Men is referred to as a "near-future dystopia." Do they explain why society falls apart in the book? Because, as someone who virulently hates children and can rest assured that there are enough people in the generations behind me to continue staffing nursing homes, the thought…

Lindy West isn't just a feminist; according to Wikipedia, she "an American writer, feminist, fat acceptance movement activist, and film criticism editor." That's a mouthful! I'll let you take it from there, GuyOnABuffalo. Or not, it might get another comment removed.

She's faster than she looks! I need that AK-47.

They used her as a body double in the movie 'Teeth' in order to "save money on special effects," whatever that means; I haven't seen it.