I've always thought it was the Venus flytrap that looks like a pretty vagina, or is there possibly something horribly wrong with my girlfriend?

Well, I did insult a member of the Trump administration, so I wouldn't put it past the Russians to take me out for it.

Mine involved Kellyanne Conway. I thought she was fair game!

I recently had a comment removed from a thread on the A.V. Club. The A.V. Club!!! I'm almost proud of that fact.

That honestly took longer than I thought it would.

Also, none of the "chime targets" appeared to move when shot, so they're either more securely fastened than they look (despite appearing to blow in the breeze a few times) or he's shooting pellets out of air pistols, like you said.

Does the rest of the half-credit for the Donald and Stephanie McMahon go to the body double who takes the fall after the quick cut?

I see comic book artists have incorporated a close up of the beauty standard du jour, the thigh gap, into their repertoire of ways they can overly sexualize women. Excellent!

I'm a big fan of umlungu.

Well, they tried with the gymnastic orgy ending of Sausage Party, but I felt like that was pretty flaccid as well.

Saw them in concert at Lollapalooza. The band waited on stage while he was very, very late. They kept saying he was "stuck in traffic," although, judging from his appearance when he finally showed up, it was more like "high as a kite."

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No, I flung them off and they just stuck right to the wall. Eventually, they started to creep down, like one of those Wacky Wally wall climbing octopus toys. They've got about a foot left until they hit the floor.

They look good on your mom too!

With that orange skin, they missed a real opportunity not making him an oompa loompa in Willy Wonka.

I hope you get what you need too.

Well, as much as I'm confounded by social media and oversharing, there are two reasons that occur to me as to why he might post it on social media:

Cudis to you for managing to make a joke that's lighthearted, encouraging, and non-judgmental!

I sometimes wonder if missives like yours add to the stigma surrounding mental illness.

If we're just going by title, there's "Motherfucker" by Faith No More, although, unfortunately, it always makes me think of Kick-Ass 2. Love 'Stagger Lee' by Nick Cave!