Men shrinking themselves and going spelunking in vaginas is already out there?

This premise opens the door to a whole new genre of porn.

"Stop-motion Batman vs. Terminator is better than Ben Affleck Batman vs. Superman"

I'd like to see Ben Stiller survive a night in this museum after those female bodybuilder trophies come to life! Night at the Museum 4 directed by David Lynch.

"[S]exual activity that involves binding and gagging or the use of physical force such as spanking or choking poses certain inherent risks to personal safety" and should only be reserved for government sanctioned kinksters engaging in D/s relationships with detainees in Gitmo.

"It’s just one of several studies showing that people who practice BDSM—not just fantasize about it but actually practice it—are psychologically healthier than vanilla people."

So, she's got "the charisma of a young Bill Clinton" and kinda looks like a young Monica Lewinski. Hot!

I thought it was having a cuckold fetish.

"[W]e are currently investigating how we can accept registrations from potential Canadian contestants.”

I'm glad the live-action movie tanked, because if they made a sequel they'd just ruin the Dark Jem saga like Brett Ratner did with Dark Pheonix!

Good! Glad to hear they've stopped flaunting their ignorance. Get back to flaunting the goods!

I saw that show. It was OK, but they really don't know copyright law from their ass and should forgo the 10 min. lecture about it before each screening.

Do we have the option to send her to Hell?

"All a guy's got to do to get out of the friend zone is stop being a p****y and make a move. Be aggressive!"

"That kinda just gave me a headache."

I find it hard to believe that Mos Def didn't have enough cash on him to bribe the guy at the airport.

"[T]here’s a real culture of demanding apologies, and I’m opting out of that."

Every woman should have the right to falsely accuse at least two men of rape.

I'm not. It's his own fault for not getting all that infected tiger blood he was drinking from a reputable vendor.

OK, who at the A.V. CLub is also part of Bonecage? Fess up! How many more of their videos are you gonna post?