Awww, man! Now everyone knows where the expression comes from! I'm going to have to spend all day at work researching some other bit of pop culture trivia to feel superior about knowing the true origin of.

Charlie Murphy?

I would have gone with, "Jerry 'The Statutory Rapist' Seinfeld suddenly wants to back out of a quote supporting another rapist." Let's not forget he dated a High School student back in the day. Not quite the same, but still icky.

We couldn't find a picture of Katy Perry dressed as a nun to go with this story? I'm disappointed in you, Internet!

"Just watch the video below and maybe you’ll understand it better. (You won’t, but whatever.)"

Is he gonna hang out with Hellboy down there?

Awwww… that's cute! Chuck Palahniuk was inspired by J.K. Rowling.

Owwww!!! My childhood's butt hurts! You're lucky my childhood is 28 now and what you did is technically legal.

First, the films aren't faithful to the comic book source material; now, the merchandising isn't faithful to the film adaptation from the movie franchise!!! How much more abuse can my childhood take?!?!

That is a terrible beer!

Then, a half hour later, Machete goes and eats somewhere else.

What about Fred Durst? Can we charge him with something?

Ladies and gentlemen of the GED graduating class of 2015, I have one piece of advice for you. No matter what the WE tells you, there is no SEX, on the Sex Box. NONE!

Yes, but his NFL contributor page is HUGE!!! Every touchdown, ever: Special thanks - Jesus Christ

So much for the stereotype of potheads being all chill. I wonder if Mike Skinner would find this ironic.

I've had the exact same problem. My last date wrote on OKCupid, "the extra, bulging thickness of the pop-up art in the button-fly of his pants creates a lump that, when the member is sealed and packed, pushes into the jeans, causing the member to warp and making that handsome, painstakingly and expensively produced…

Looks like it's time for a blacksploitation sequel called Black To The Past where a badass black scientist, played by Michael Jai White, goes back in time to "correct" all of Marty McFly's whitewashing of history. Also, it should have a hip-hop theme song to undo Huey Lewis' whitewashing of rock-and-roll.

That's all I ever really wanted! (sniffs back tears)

"I have in my business 12 Johns, for your information." He seems to have a fundamental misunderstanding of how to be a pimp. You might say that he's putting the cart before the whores.

Dizzneeland? So that's what happened to the band Dada? They got exiled to Rigel 7 for not being able to deliver a second pseudo-hit?