The Grunge 2: Stone Temple Pilots "Not as good as Nirvana, but OK."

Gene Siskel's last review. They felt obliged to put it on the box, out of respect.

Can't be any worse than the Flaming Lips' Christmas movie.

Huh. I don't know when these came out, but they looks kind of like something from the new book Horrorstör by Grady Hendricks.

Didn't know that. I'll have to check it out!

How do you leave The Art Of Killing off of this list? Unless I'm mistaken, it started as a documentary about the victims of the Indonesian genocide and switched when the filmmaker asked one of them how he thinks the perpetrators felt about it and the guy essentially responded, "I don't know. One of them lives right…

Can't wait for the lesbian scene with Natalie Portman in Thor 3, or has somebody already made that joke?

Can I volunteer my testes to be the ones women use in court when they swear to tell the truth? I'll only be able to last two, maybe three sessions before I have to take a nap. And the bailiff might want to keep some paper towels handy in case I prematurely swear someone in.

Huh. I thought the sarcasm was self-evident. And I like to wrap my kernels of truth in a joke, then an enigma, then banana leaves. You thought I was gonna say bacon, didn't you? Well, I've got news for you, buddy. Bacon is played out! It's done! It's jumped the shark! Great! Now, not only do I have to find a…

Wait… so it's more hurtful to a fat girl to pretend that you don't want to date her for some reason other than the fact that she's fat than to just tell her that you don't want to date her because she's fat? I'm confused. Can someone clear this up for me, please. I've got a lot of fat chicks I'm trying to let down…

He said "forgotten episodes." You only think there were 7 episodes. It actually ran for three seasons and won an Emmy for the very special episode where Kelly gets an abortion after a drunken hook-up with Screech at a frat party, but we've all forgotten about it. Except me. I'm cursed.

I get awful pictures of a shirtless hillbilly with a mullet covered in red, swollen sores. It's just… awful.

No one's touched that My Dad has a 7-inch for Naked Ally yet? Internet, I am disappointed in you!

I saw these guys in concert. I think they opened for The Breeders. The lead singer was definitely going for a gay-ish vibe and my friend insisted that he was flirting with him and even gave him a wink during the dramatic pause in Hit Liquor when he sings, "Wanna . . . watch?" It set the mood for Kim and Kelly…