I’m sorry to do this here but after all these years your mother and I have decided to go ahead and abort you. We will miss all the passion to life you bring but the world will gain a little more wisdom. We will always enjoy our memories of watching you so confidently win the internet. Goodbye moonbeam and as they say…

Did we all forget the 6 years Pudge Rodriguez wore that Hitler mustache and made reporters call him Pudge Goebbels? I can’t it was the 5th most popular baby name in 2000. Never forget!

Sure Vlad Guerrero swung a mean bat, but are we going to look the other way at all the terrible things that bat said about the Jews?

No one seems to care that Jeff Bagwell’s bat was won off of a demon in a marathon game of Skip-Bo. It is made from the dreams of anarchist Emma Goldman. If that’s not juicing Indont know what is. Team Raines

The real question is does Curt Schilling feel remorse for all those baby Eagles he ate? I have yet to even see him comment on this.

You go get em Tim Raines.