This guy looks exactly like what you would expect a derp-a-derp ICE agent to look like.

Eggs are one thing I recommend getting a non-stick pan for. Don’t get an expensive one, because you will eventually scratch it, but it just make life so much easier.

I think the collective noun is a “pivot table” of Excel artists.

I second the suggestion of higher heat and raise more butter/oil.

Squeeze lemon into bowl, add honey, microwave until melty, mix and add to drink. Quick way to a single serve gold rush.

Republican motto: I got mine, so the rest of you can fuck off.

I, too, used to go through the whole irritating hot water/stiff brush routine with cast iron, and then I started just using soap (but never soaking it) and the seasoning (seemingly) stayed intact. For awhile I thought I’d lucked into some kind of magic pan, or I was in fact deluded about what constitutes a…

I don’t get any guaranteed money and I still manage to tip when I go out.

People think pulling off a successful Alligator Fuckhouse is all about upper body strenght, but really, it’s all in the legs.

Even Hitler didn’t use his camera at the Auschwitz Museum.

My view on excess strawberries is the same as the musical choices of stoners at a summer festival. I get the band together...and we jam. For while Lone Starr may be the only man who would dare give Dark Helmet the raspberry, I see that as no impediment to the value of its botanical and culinary cousin in my kitchen.

McGregor won’t land a clean shot. He will eat an insane amount of leather from Floyd. The fight will probably be stopped by the ref. Floyd by TKO. The round is up to him, depending on how much he wants to embarrass Connor. I’ll say 9th round TKO.

Seriously? This is the hill we die on? What was meant to be a small token of support is turned into a point of outrage? Im sorry but the reason trump and his supporters continue to shit all over us is because we devote too much of our very limited resources to bullshit infighting in a hope to be wokest. Can we get…

Great story.

So that pineapple rum is what gave me the idea, but I didn’t want to suggest people go buy a bottle of super-specific rum.

It’s not a few bad apples and never has been. This is the system working exactly by design.

Dear Potential Griz,

It must be awful to be so scared of the great big world out there you can’t go anywhere without your security blanket in the highly unlikely chance you get RADICAL ISLAM TERRORISMized.