I guess Elway thought they needed to hear it straight from the horse’s mouth.

They won’t be voted out. Have you been paying attention? This fucking guy got voted into office because people wanted this. Millions and millions of voters wanted this. I wish you were right; sadly, I think not.

I think it’s more likely that the bartender does know what each of those things are, but they are used to folks ordering one and getting mad when they don’t get something else. I would do the same thing as a barista when folks would ask for things by their Starbucks name. Better to ask the customer than to get yelled…

Ugh. Yes, technically it’s called a kangaroo, but how many people really call it that?

I don’t like him or his shtick. But then again I’m an adult.

There’s a reason education sucks, it’s the same reason that it will never, ever, ever be fixed. It’s never going to get any better, don’t look for it, be happy with what you got. Because the owners of this country don’t want that. I’m talking about the real owners, now. The real owners, the big wealthy…

Because she’s Hillary 2.0 in their eyes. Smarter than them, accomplished, gives no fucks, will call them out on their bullshit. She terrifies all the man-babies.

I do, absolutely, believe that for many conservative voters it means precisely that.

Pssst, it’s not about the baby. It’s the lack of reproductive rights for women leaving them dependent and controlled by their husbands. That’s why they oppose birth control too. And are for the death penalty. Once you realize that, it all makes sense.

If GOP donors realize their dollars won’t secure them cabinet positions they might stop giving.

Bingo bango! Thank you for saying this. I am a Marine vet (8 years) who then went a served in the Army guard (3 years), a firemen, USAR team lead, SWAT EMT, blah blah blah. I am NOT a fucking hero. I am a guy that does a job, and collects a pay check. I did/do this all by choice because I enjoy helping people in…

Police, not law enforcement. Enforcement comes from judges and juries.

Trump supporters are profoundly stupid people. Now that’s the 800-lb un-PC gorilla in the room. Tell them that and watch them gnash their teeth and talk about their fucking college degrees like that somehow makes them smart.

No, you’re looking at the face of frustrated, ignorant rage from a person who doesn’t understand the real problem is the people they’re voting for, not the brown people. Or, in other words, the campaign slogan these people really wanted to hear: IT’S PAYBACK TIME, BITCH.

Dear Isaac Lee: 

Thanks, that was really helpful

Democrats as far as I know have yet to take a knee. They literally do not have the numbers to stop trump/gop from doing whatever it wants until someone from the GOP side defects   

A corollary to the bluetooth speaker situation.

hella wha? look how much fun those guys are having! they are in jeans at the beach. no one is smiling cause they are being boss. those guys make dude hang out time look super fun.

Counterpoint: Cards Against Humanity is a fabulous game, and if you’re not having fun playing it, you’re playing it with the wrong people....or you yourself ARE the wrong people