You mean besides full-throated racism?

Fire him.

And apparently, an HBO show only featuring one boob isn’t good enough.

Yup. These are my viewer.

Correction: Everyone already hated Cubs fans openly.

On the other hand the team, city and fanbase ruined Steve Bartman’s life for something that wasn’t his fault. And you know he couldn’t be at these games and it was probably killing him inside.

Word has it you just need to comment how small his hands are.

They’re basically Milford Men

Anywhere but Chuck E. Cheese.

There’s not much harm done by giving Tebow a roster spot in the low minors

Really, though, can’t wait for the part of the movie where Curt Schilling starts smoking pot with a weird neighbor kid and gets a job at a burger joint.

ROLFLMAO

Curt hasn’t been this invested in a trainwreck since 38 Studios.

That’s one I never saw. But Kronos Quartet did Requiem for a Dream, which also has a great score.

Zimmer is admittedly awesome (though you missed my favorite score of his, for The Thin Red Line), but honestly, the Clint Mansell/Kronos Quartet/Mogwai soundtrack for The Fountain is better than all of these. The fact that Pitchfuck shit all over it in their review only further underscores its inherent and ineffable…

First off, and I can’t stress this enough, fuck Feign and Edens and Lasry so goddamn hard. These fuckers probably sit around extolling the virtues of bootstraps and work ethic while simultaneously swiping $400M ($250M principle+$150M interest) from taxpayers without a single vote being cast. The Lasry and Edens story…

I hope The Red Hot Chili Peppers played that song they have that’s about California.

I can. Caddyshack is obviously the answer.

But do you personally have a team you root for, Albert?