I wish people were more concerned about making the funnest level ever.

Can't believe this guy created Mad Men.

If you are more upset at Kaepernick protesting police brutality than you were at the police committing it, yeah, you're part of the problem.

I’d have pegged you as more of a Rex Morgan, M.D. kind of guy, chortling to yourself while reading it on your hot couch in your not air-conditioned apartment.

Hell, I live in a relatively dense suburban area and finding anything aside from Pidgeys and Ratatas is a nightmare without a tracker.

Hell, I live in the suburbs and finding anything other than Pidgey’s and Rattata’s in next to impossible. There are no Pokestops within walking distance, which basically means you have to drive everywhere thus defeating the whole point of the game.

Shoulda been you, Coach K.

I did not see that coming.

If R.A. Dickey’s 77 MPH Knuckleball was a car it’d be arrested for drunk driving.

1980 - the “Miracle on Ice”

I totally underestimated Dana White. I thought his jeans would be bedazzled.

I just helped you sell 50,000 more copies. You’re welcome.

The Iranian Revolution and U.S. Embassy hostage crisis.

Counterpoint: PKs is fine.

Well I’m a Blazer fan, so fuck this question.

Listen, I don’t disagree with your arguments, but I voted for the Cards anyway because fuck ‘em.

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Just keep tweeting the same, straightforward NFL “news” that the account has always tweeted so that when 2,234 people retweet a short highlight video of an obscure, but talented safety who resigned with the Browns I can finally know what it feels like to be loved.

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