If anyone knows about blasting a dong on one knee it's a deadspin staffer

Triggered. Saying a rich white man is the best is against the sjw principles of deadspin

He's a far better writer than anyone who works for deadspin.

Oh look a black man treating women like property. How unusual.

Tom Ley would love to sample the urine of the male athletes

Nobody said that. But this article is about two of the highest achieving black people ever. I'm simply saying that black people have never made a major contribution to modern civilization. That's a fact.

Tom Ley spends a lot of time talking about dicks for someone who claims to be straight

Great culture to look up to. Meanwhile white people are working on artificial intelligence and running shit.

Let’s be honest here, Timothy is just advocating for scantily clad meteorologists because he’s hoping for a sexy Latino hunk to do the weather in short shorts.