Plot twist: Narrator is floored by Sing, declares it the best picture of the year, reevaluates the entire Illumination backlog, changes disgus avatar to Gru.

You should do. They're all pretty great.

Yeah, that's a great song. Great cover by Nick Cave, too.

I really, really feel like it should bother more people that actual Nazis are in our country and have become a relatively significant part of our political process. Even the most hardcore, backwater, xenophobic rednecks, I feel, should be able to muster up a little annoyance at the fact that their country is in small…

Suzanne, The Stranger Song, Dress Rehearsal Rag, Sing Another Song Boys, Democracy.

I love that song. "I'm the greatest! In this world! And in the next world! And in ANY! WORLD!"

Oh, man, I can't believe I missed this topic. It occupies an uncomfortably large space in my mind just on a day to day basis, so I'm always eager to lay it out. The book is always Lord of the Rings, the luxury item is always my acoustic guitar, but the discs fluctuate. As they stand now, they are:

I will not demand the same of you in regards to the place you're going.

S'up guys, I saw The Monster.
I'm no horror movie buff, but I won't say that means I'm not the target audience for this movie. This is a distinctly post-Babadook piece of work, which brought in a lot of people who weren't huge fans of the genre (Myself included) based on its merits as a drama and its avoidance of…

Hey yeah, that's right. Back in "Jake the Brick" we saw that he was working on fixing up some more rattleballbots. Could have one of them that got iced.

They're very different beasts, for how often they're compared. Steven Universe has a particular story it wants to tell and a particular set of themes it wants to explore, and it focuses on getting its ideas across compellingly and delightfully by brilliantly structuring its story and conjuring up an insane level of…

So what you're saying is "It can't happen here."

Sometimes you've got to pay a price for love, my percussive friend.

BONGOES CAN'T DEAL WITH TIM'S LEVEL.

Important viewing: https://www.youtube.com/wat…

I didn't love it as much as "The Comet" either, but I don't think I was supposed to. I feel like I can't even judge it until I've seen the season eight premier, aka the rest of the damn episode. It wasn't supposed to bring a sense of closure the way "The Comet" did, it was supposed fill me with suspense as to what the…

Compromise: he could travel to North Carolina via giant robot, and give it to you when he gets there. Everybody wins.
Also, happy birthday directly!

So, what you're saying is, "It can't happen here."

Also, the new Star vs. the Forces of Evil was fucking great. It totally encapsulated everything the show does so well: it was absolutely hilarious, somewhat touching and heartfelt, often mock-scary, and occasionally actually scary, with that creeping sense of dread as more of the big picture comes into focus. And it…

Well, the Adventure Time season finale was nuts. A total 180 turnaround from the last finale, which was the pinnacle of the sublime, contemplative, arthouse direction the sixth season pursued. "Preboot/Reboot" was so jam-packed and went by at such a clip that it barely had time to have a theme, much less several that…