The new teaser for A Series Of Unfortunate Events is more the fuck like it. In five words, Neil Patrick Harris managed to convey more menace and gravitas than Jim Carrey was able to to capture in an hour and a half. Which is something I never thought I'd say about NPH in comparison to anyone, but there it is. The…

Yeah, how dare the AV Club cover something pop-culture related rather than reiterating the most common piece of current political knowledge! What is this, some kind of website for nerds?!

Oh, absolutely. It also had almost all of my favorite underground music. It's just one of those times that by and large we look back on not as a point in time we progressed from, but as a fever dream we woke up from. That how I imagine us looking back on 2016.

Crystal Cove>Candle Cove.

You know, all things considered, I thought the 2010s were shaping up to be a fairly respectable decade. As of this year, I'm thinking it'll be one of those 80sesque decades we'll look back on with confusion and mild horror.

Hey, for the record, I was six.

Wow, thanks! I love Tom Verlaine's voice.

Yeah, that's me. I'm on lead vocals and rhythm guitar; I also wrote all the songs. /end brag.

Trump did suggest that the military stop using all electronic forms of communication and go back to using runners for security purposes. Or, you know, to make it a little easier on his buddy Vlad when he's just trying to figure out what's going on.

Down here in Athens we have a big costume parade called the Wild Rumpus, and I saw a couple dressed as BoJack and Princess Carolyn. I never shipped it before, but now I'm considering it.

I tagged along with my younger siblings in a Spike Spiegel outfit I mocked up. They were dressed as Frodo, Robin Hood, 11, Wednesday Adams, and Winona Rider. They got a shitton of candy and were very happy, which made me very happy. Halloween is the best holiday, easily.

Good glob, that poll. Hail Jesusland.

Well, as requested a month or so back, here's the EP my band recorded. It's not perfect, and there are things I would have done differently, but it's still the most fully realized versions of any of my songs that are out there. I don't post about Bosco a lot, just because I don't want to be an attention whore, but I…

Lots of people are saying it. Smart people. Smarter people than you've ever heard of are saying it.

Wait, I have a whole thing for this.

I wish I could be confident that everyone I will ever interact with has seen Bojack Horseman, so that every time I exited a social gathering I could say "Suck a dick, dumbshits!" and not just seem like an asshole.

You're thinking of Blackadder, aren't you?

Hell, some of my beloved cartoons tackle human cruelty pretty well, and most have them have few-to-no human main characters.

When I was a kid, I thought the Chupacabra was the coolest thing in the world.

That was like an entire Chekhov story condensed into one act of idiocy.