There are days when I'd like to become a director just so I can make a Stephen Merritt biopic and cast H. John Benjamin in the leading role.

The sad thing is that I didn't find that sentence particularly confusing.

The movie is kinda awesome. The main thing it accomplished is that because of it, Patrick Stewart somehow wound up with the award for "Most over-the-top performance from a former Star Trek captain".

Mitski is going to be in tomorrow night's Adventure Time. That's pretty kickass.

That was admittedly good stuff, but they didn't do anything with it. There was no resolution to his relationship with Frank; at the end, after Frank shoots a bunch of the ninjas, they exchange that look like Matt is saying "Yo, thanks for doing that thing I'm totally morally opposed to. See you 'round, person whom I…

At the start of the season, there's a dude named Punisher wandering around killing criminals, a shady organization called The Hand who are planning to fuck some shit up, and a chick named Elektra, and we're not sure what she's doing. And the main problem with the season is that al those things are still true at the…

How'd the melting face look?

I haven't seen that meme used the whole time I've been here. I'm glad to know it made it over.

I'm torn. On the one hand, the comments section for the Adventure Time reviews are a source of excellent discussion, for a show which which isn't quite so highly regarded in many other parts of the internet. On the other hand, Sava's actual reviews have been increasingly dreadful, so, maybe I'll be fine here.

It's a little hard for me to watch the first few seasons of Frasier, because the whole time I'm thinking "Man, this is funny, but Niles is so miserable". He's a really lost, broken little guy before he and Daphne finally hook up.

I've been considering seeing it since Louis CK is in it; he seems to be doing alright, which would seem to suggest that he actually liked the script. I'm highly intrigued.

Adventure Time is wrapping up its seventh season and still has not had a single year that wasn't better than the one before.

"Days", by Television. Maybe.

Given that there are several cinema geeks here, why aren't we discussing Jarmusch, like, all the time?

Such a great album. "Listening Wind" is crazy underrated. You could cut that song's atmosphere with a knife.

Yo, I got here after you left. I heard the stories, but I always doubted them until now.

Thanks! I'm glad it was readable for someone who hasn't seen every episode yet; that was my intention.

Alright, here goes nothing: my definitive piece on Adventure Time in all its pretentious, overwritten glory, only ever semi-published elsewhere on the web. It is entitled Come On, Grab Your Friends.

So, the very first night I when I started posting here, I mentioned that I had been working on writing a lengthy, academic piece about Adventure Time, my favorite TV show of all time, and that I might post it here. I got a few upvotes at the time, but before I made such an unwieldy post, I wanted to ask if anyone else…

I do wonder about that a lot: how do people on the right survive without any good entertainment aimed at them?