Not really; this is how trends play out. Something comes along that flops so badly that it scares the studios away from that entire aesthetic for a while. It's happened dozens of time even with the current millennium.

A whole week too. And then one week later (Whisper it!), Stakes. It's gonna be a pretty damn mathematical month.

I'm very happy about this movie. Because it's going to fail miserably at the box office, and that should help convince Hollywood that this particular Hot-Topic-fragmented-fairy-tale-steampunk-chosen-one brand of bullshit has run its course. It'll be the final nail in a coffin that has been far too long in the making.…

Well, in this particular case, it's obviously a bit of shoegaze influence. And shoegaze with intelligible vocals is like punk with a clarinet.

The one for Deadpool was pretty awesome though: "From the studio that inexplicably sewed his fucking mouth shut the first time, comes five-time Academy Award viewer Ryan Reynolds…"

That was a somewhat spiritual experience.

Contrary to popular opinion, I thought the villain in the first one, Ronin the Accuser, was one of the best parts of the movie. Now, I know what you're thinking: "But he was so boring, and underdeveloped, and no fun to watch, and didn't seem really threatening." And you're exactly right, and that's the point. The…

I would assume it was favoritism on Trump's part, but I'm pretty sure he's not from earth. Probably mercury; its proximity to the sun would account for his appearance, and its lack of oxygen for his brain to absorb would account for his entire personality.

Why not cut the crap and just do reruns of B:TAS and stop airing Gotham altogether?

Ancient sins, ancient sins, ancient sins…

So, you didn't watch many episodes. That right there explains most of your problems: all those qualities are still there, the characters are just more multi-faceted than they sometimes were in earlier shows. Velma definitely can be charming in her intelligence, Fred is sometimes the straight man, and Daphne isn't…

To be fair, by episode count, it was the longest-running Scooby-Doo show ever.

How is it a disservice to the franchise? I can understand not liking it, we all have our opinions, but that's a really weird criticism. Mystery Inc pays more tribute to the history and heritage of Scooby-Doo than, well, any other iteration of Scooby-Doo. What does Scooby-Doo stand for other than four teenagers and…

Ah yes, Rick and Morty; an excellent piece of children's television.

22: Everything in the most recent episode of Gravity Falls.

A big-lipped alligator moment.

Here's my basic pitch for Mystery Inc: It's like you went out and bought a box-set of the original "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You?" cartoons, and then you went to a different place and bought a two-pound brick of cocaine, then gave them both to the Gravity Falls creative team and said "Make a show with these." So, imagine…

Hehe, this is funny now.

I'll be honest, I'm only here killing time until the Gravity Falls review is up and we can talk about real television.

It's like a fucking orange!