I had no idea this person was a thing until South Park parodied him.

The same people that buy yearly Assassin's Creed and Call of Duty games are the ones that complain about the periodical Street Fighter updates. Go figure.

What could possiblye go wrong?

I loved failing that song and getting the girl the evil robot bear as a gift.

Give her presents, interact with her, work on affection meter. Not total dating sim, but the elements are there.

I swear Sega does this on purpose. Last year Project Diva F came out on the same day as Madden, this year was the same day as GTA. Somewhere a Sega exec is getting a mild chuckle as I stand in a store crowded with dudebros picking up the same game, while I'm there to pick up my song and dance waifu simulator.

Something that ALWAYS bugged me about the Denver the Last Dinosaur theme... There's a lyric "Denver, the last dinosaur. He's my friend and a whole lot more!" What else is this dinosaur to you? You're more than friends? What???

Goddamn. Art style changes, but Fujiko has been the hot since forever.

IT'S HAPPENING

Needs more belts.

Senran Kagura Burst $19.99 ($10 off MSRP) currently on 3DS Eshop.

Hahahah it even has Takumi's perpetual bored as shit expression.

I'm still salty at SE for saying Lightning is the first female FF protagonist, completely shitting on Final Fantasy VI in the process.

Hooray one of my angry nerd posts made it into an article!

Nomura is out? OK, now I'm interested.

I bet the car's name is "Chocobo" or some stupid shit.

He was perfect in Young Justice.

The Seattle Mariners have had this in place for years with the Nintendo DS. You can order food from your seat, track stats, watch alternate angles, play minigames all from your DS/3DS. It's a pretty neat second screen experience when you're there live.

I would love this so much. They've made little nods to FFVI with the Phantom Train, Magitek Armor, and a certain returning character in the Hildebrand quest line. This year is the 20th anniversary of FFVI, but I doubt it will happen.

Yoshida is a huge fan of FFIII (hence the entire Crystal/Syrcus Tower quest line) and…

It helps that movie Quill and comics Quill are very different characters.