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An argument about cars. A portmanteau of the words “car” and “argument”.

But lets ignore the fact that Obama fucked my health insurance coverage, raised my premiums, and stifled small business growth which fucked my employer. Yes, lets just ignore that.

Absolutely. No one wants to acknowledge that Obama and Clinton did nothing to fix the infrastructure for the 8-years they were in office. But our roads and bridges went to shit in 1-year. That is what they want you to believe anyway.

We all know this is kinja and everything bad that happens now is Trumps fault and anything he or Congress passes is horrible and will lead to our swift destruction.

FIFY:

It’s basically Duke Nukem Forever.

Haha, try rockin’ a cool vintage bike and on top of all of that you’ll get every goddamned beer-belly greybeard popping out of the woodwork whenver you park or stop for gas. “Is that a CBX? I had a CB900 in high school! Boy, I remember one time I ran from 8 cops on my way up to the cottage - I was wearing an onion on…

I am fucking tired of everybody, upon finding out I ride, feels obliged to comment, “My buddy died riding,” or “My uncle lost his leg.”

My cousin cut his best friends leg off at the knee doing exactly what you just explained. His friend took off flying down a country road, my cousin sped off to catch up. Just as his friend stopped and turned sideways to see where my cousin was, he locked up the brakes and didn’t have enough time to stop as he was…

Honestly, I sit pretty high in cars due to a freakishly long torso so visibility didn’t come to mind until after I responded. The right turn thing should have been a bit of a clue but there are so many snarky comments about NASCAR here, some from me, that’s where my mind went.

Not sure if you missed the joke, or you got the joke and ran with it. :)

Wait, there’s no definitive answer for what I’m allowed to like as a human with the ability to think thoughts? Wow, thanks!

Superchargers have a shitty whine that reminds me of a failing transmission. Turbochargers sound like a jet engine under the hood.

Counterpoint: turbochargers might be better than superchargers.

David, there is only one logical solution, build an ark and gather all the Jeeps by twos.

CVT just kicked in yo

Reverse activates the CVT.

Should the kids get off your lawn too?

David, when shifting in your J10, do you also make imaginary engine noises? You know, because it doesn’t run...