Steph vs Kawhi is Alien vs. Predator. A startling and chaotic destructive force vs a flawless, relentless hunter. This series is awesome.

The fact that anyone here in the comments is defending Shovey McShoverson III is astounding to me!

“I’m a white guy lawyer lots of people don’t like”

Any chance Jeff Van Gundy could get banned from all future NBA games as well?

There’s not enough interrobangs in the world for this one:

Usually when a guy’s friends and neighbors describe him like this, he’s recently been outed as a serial killer.

So one young jock hit the other young jock in his young jock and then danced around to Yung Joc?  Makes sense to me.

I prefer a personal relationship with line spacing, thanks. 

He probably was. But...Knicks.

I’m slightly ashamed to say that I thought Ron Baker was the better pro prospect when they were at Wichita State together. 

The Raptors shot 50 percent from the floor and 39 percent from three, which is a whopping three percent better than their respective regular season averages. Settle down.

I am a Raptors stan since day 1, multiple season ticket holder since 2008-09 and hoping against hope they can win it all.... But this is all I see when I imagine it:

Trail Blazers: (skip to next song)

Eminem: “Lose Yourself”

You have no idea what you’re talking about, Barry!

In the end, Bran let Dany go on her rampage because he knew she would make his kingdom more ADA compliant.

Okay. This made me laugh quite loud.

I guess we know why he’s so dummy thicc