Democrats always fall upwards - the party was built on it.

You’re not wrong, but I think this is a fair stat to point out. Chicago gets its rep from (like you said) the few portions of the city absolutely racked by gun violence, and while these areas aren’t generally places most people (especially tourists) will go, the entire city gets the stain. If another place has higher…

What’s amusing about this article is the author. Here we have another typical yankee ripping on the south’s lack of intelligence when we all know this ignorant fuck will eventually retire in the south but is such a typical moron it will take him his whole life to figure out to finally get out of the cold shit cesspool…

For all the Superman celebrations and all the bullet out-routes that Cam does, the man still has a worse résumé than Matt Ryan.

The team’s motivational motto is “Keep Pounding” which really should be the tagline for a porno.

Still the best.

*translation* Thank God I am white

This would never have happenef if he was white. 

I did not get lucky.

Remember when the position around here was that Antonio Brown was being unduly driven out of town by out-of-touch Steelers management?

In related news, my four year old won’t take his nap without his stuffed tiger, has threatened to retire from preschool.

I’ve been in several fistfights in my life. I’ve only ever had my ass handed to me this badly (and frankly way worse, hospital worse) than this. One of the three guys took one of my shoes. That was the worst part about it. Beat me to a pulp, but you are a bitch if you take my shoe.

It’s Philadelphia, so I’m just going to say everyone deserved exactly what they got. 

I’d forgotten about Eugene Robinson. He actually won the Bart Starr Award in 1999, given to the player who “best exemplifies outstanding character and leadership in the home, on the field, and in the community.”

A Falcons fan came to my friend’s bar during brunch by himself in a Jamal Anderson jersey (shortly after the latter’s arrest for taking his cock out when he shouldn’t). He then drank sangria until he passed out. This story doesn’t have a punchline I just remember him being the saddest person in America. 

Speaking as a pathetic Falcons fan, I think all Falcons fans acknowledge deep down they understood that entering the second half, they ought to prepare themselves for a legitimate historic, mind blowing meltdown/comeback that would make the Falcons the NFL’s justifiably permanent laughing stock. Forever.

Nah.

Or you could not worry what the owner of a company donates to with his personal money an do what works for you.

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