Are you fucking stupid? I think you are fucking stupid.

Every act by the military or law enforcement related to drugs is not part of the proverbial failed war on drugs. Would you poo-poo the arrest and incarceration of someone literally selling heroin to schoolchildren as a waste of time?

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Everything on that list describes a lot of great kids that turn into great people. For example, Shane Battier and Brandon Knight.

Wait, is she fucking kidding?

She already had the blow out, she was wincing because of the impending seepage. 

Deadspin didn’t mature, it just redirected its shitiness.  Being an asshole with a veneer of wokeness doesn’t make you a grownup. 

The 15 hour one-on-one truck ride is not necessary or consequential for the candidate or the reporter to do their respective jobs.

Sentence them to one day in jail each, suspended. 

If my neighbor gives her daughter an ice cream cone, then I am within my rights to break into her home and steal one. She is, after all, giving them away for free. Also if I hate her, then it is a victimless crime to strangle her to death while I’m over there.

Not only steal from them, but give himself a pat on the back for doing so.

The reason they are open during the day during the week is because they do not want customers to wonder when they are open or worse, to know they are closed and then “shop around” for another competing store, which by virtue of being open not only gets business that day, but gets the business going forward. Another…

Telling someone that they are being stupid and unrealistic with respect to their demands on an employer doesn’t mean you are taking the side of the corporation, it means that you exercise free thought and want to participate in an exchange of ideas.

Because we are putting words in each other mouths, are you saying that there is no difference between a man and a woman having a meeting in the office conference room and them working all night together in a hotel room?

I guess I read it as making fun of the correct take that things like having two parents, getting good grades and being involved at school are net positives. They are good things that you should want your child to have and do. Sure, obviously you can do all the right things and have all the advantages in the world …

I didn’t say what you do isn’t important, I said the bullshit edginess you displayed is indicative of someone that has never done anything important. I very much left open the possibility that you are an outlier. 

Are you saying in some way those aren’t actually good things that typically portend a decent life, or that he is even more of an interminable asshole because he has all these advantages and still is who he is? Because the first one is a idiotic shitlicking edgelord take and the second is spot-on.

Please google a therapist in your area and call them tomorrow. 

Wait, I thought it was because she is a woman of color.  Are we on the same page that the claims made by AOC that the attacks by Pelosi are due to her race are complete bullshit?  

My being a reasonable person means I shouldn’t run for governor of whatever state I live in? I mean, I never intended to run, but that doesn’t seem like it should be a disqualification.