While Hulu and Netflix are competing for content these systems will never truly work and people will continue to look to illegal torrent sites because of its simplicity. The content providers should be looking to the likes of both Hulu and Netflix as content platforms for mass distribution, these providers should be…

@DennyCraneDennyCraneDennyCrane: As an ex-Floridian, let me put it in words a Floridian can understand: Scraping ice of your windsheild in the morning is like a Floridian having to move the drunk homeless guy out of their driveway every morning. And snow is almost as common as flying bullets and swear words you find…

@VashtiAlpaca: He looks more like a mailman from Boston.

@Wade McGillis: Localized timeslip. The sentence is actually written once, but you experience a small timespace hiccup and experience it twice. That happens to me a lot when I pee.

I created this myeslf (from a screenshot I found online) and lined up my icons as the Space Invaders.

I have no actual facts to validate this, but I heard once that they use the leanest ground beef they can get because it is cheaper in the long run. There is less fat to drain off after cooking, so it's actually cheaper per pound.

So... it smells like the men's room in my office building?

I can't decide if should post that I hate him because I hate everyone smarter and more successful than me, or to applaud him so that I seem to be as successful and smart as him.

@hymntook: Thank you! You just answered my question. My old WinMo phone is about dead and my contract is up soon. This may be the route I take...

@minardi: correction: Webstre

If you are at a bar, the last thing you want to do is go outside and get some exercise. After a few Killians I can barely summon the strength to lift a pool que.

@whootowl: That is why they sell iPad wall mounts.

Make it for the iPad. Pleeeaaase, make it for the iPad. OH GOD! PLEASE! Make it for the iPAD!!

To be fair, this is a blog and that means it is someone's opinion and doesn't quite carry the weight of a full blown news article. The original article was pretty thorough, and used information found at several different locations on the internet, which is a good start. They also attempted to call him three times. To…

@williamscott: I see this is your first post. Welcome to Gizmodo. Also, I am pretty sure your statement is verifiably incorrect.

This is proof that you don't just need a director. A writer is important too.

Another reason Italians should be proud of their famous aquiline or "Roman" noses. It can save your life!

@Dethzilla: Dude, 30 tickets? That's like 3 plastic spider, or 4 pencils and a tootsie roll!

@KamWrex: This would be ridiculous if you were reading the Huffington Post or something, but this is Gizmodo. Speculation on new electronic gear is kind of what they do here.

I don't need a barometer. My bunions will tell me when it's going to rain.