Shenanigans. His trajectory was too straight. He wasn't lined straight up with the canon, so he should have gone to the side a little. Also, he seemed to defy gravity. There was no force acting to keep him off the ground, so he should have been knocked down.

This brings back all those horrible hours of childhood anguish, as my brother played whatever new game we had just gotten. I just had to sit there and watch, waiting for my turn, which never came...

@WolfCobra13: That is just what a ROBOT would say!!!

I used to do that for a living, but too many people died when I woke up to pee...

Whenever I get to have sex I am always surprised.

@DomOnicDave: I think I saw a documentary once that said they may have done it that way.

@xxnike629xx: If they standardize security measures too much it creates a security issue. A terrorist can learn the checkpoint standards and determine ways around it.

When somebody is doing something out of the ordinary trying to avoid being searched, doesn't that set off red flags? The best thing to do is NOT raise a fuss, and continue writing letters to your elected official. Or created a more effective training program for TSA agents. If this bothers you so much, don't just sit…

Disposable? That'll save me some money because.....

@bjmckenna: "a bear coming out of the cave". Thank you, sir, for another euphemism to add to the growing list.

@iRant: I worked for three weeks in a similar field, which makes me an expert :). I agree with you. My job was to take a bunch of low res gifs of company logos and put them on a 50 foot poster. The only direction I got from the marketing guy was "make it bigger". Needless to say, I got a crash course in Illustrator…

@BeyondtheTech: That APB worked better than the one before it, where they would just send people looking for iPhones to the AT&T store next door...

That is the last time I let my nephew make me a web ad. I don't care what my wife says, that lazy little turd can stick to making animated skeletons dance for low interest rates.

This is just like a recurring dream I had in High School. I tried to move but I would just spin around in circles. Also, I had no pants and I was driving a car that looked like a pink banana.

Now, where did I leave my camera bag?

I'm still waiting on an android body replacement.

Fail.

@Nicholas Gann: I used to sell football pencils. Times have changed, huh?

Larry finally quit WoW after his wife nagging him all these years, and now he spends his time in the basement making fingerboard obstacle courses out of her clothes. He hasn't been right since he got laid off. I think she is totally going to divorce him this time.