@blyan-reloaded: It's genius that he can make a 30 second punchline last 8 minutes and 44 seconds.

So B&M stores are going to boycott games I can get on Steam, which will force me to just buy the game on Steam.

If only Katie Holmes was a swinger too...

I wasn't sure I would like it but I am actually very impressed with the onscreen keyboard. I don't think this case is necessary at all.

Opus Dei also tries to corrupt us by hiding pr0n on our computers!

If the Matrix looked like that I never would have taken that pill!

@djdare: The only political messages I have ever noticed on Gizmodo is from trolling gasbags.

I have heard the same thing about bananas. It will be a sad day indeed when I can no longer get a Chocolate Elvis at Planet Smoothie.

Bowel evacuation... complete.

I have no problems with this list. It's pretty easy to tell by the name and price if I would be interested enough to click on the links. I'll pass on "Pretty Pony HD" for $2, but "Maxim" for $0 might be worth a click. Then on the page that opens there are words arranged in a specific way to convey more information…

@subtlescalpel ▚▛▜▝▟▚: It would be really cool if they could just decide which apps I want and load them on to my iPad so I don't even have to look at this list. #lazy

I still dream of living in that future... sigh.

@zippzom: I had to read an explanation of the final scene that came with a collectors edition DVD before I understood it, and then it made absolute, perfect sense. I won't ruin it for you. Go Google!

@The Squalor and the Fury: These puns are giving me hives.

@Matthew Weflen: You are a poophead.

How about an armband for the iPhone/Touch like Lela wears?

so close...

You guys are arguing semantics. I could say the CPM Big Board is

But honestly Monica, the street is considered "public domain" and you should be happy we just didn't "lift" your whole car and put someone else's license plate on it! It happens a lot, clearly more than you are aware of, especially on college campuses, and the workplace. If you took offence [sic] and are unhappy, I am…

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