@Kaiser-Machead v.2.2: At first I thought this idea was kinda romantic, then I read your post and realized that's a more realistic scenario.

And if you put the staff in a certain place at a certain time of day, the sun shone through here and made beam that came down on the floor here... and gave you the exact location of the best all you can eat buffet this side of Branson!

Sure you can use a pot, but using a cooker lets you work on other things and not worry about the rice. I thought it was another useless kitchen contraption when the wife brought it home, but we use it all the time — even more than the slap chop!

This reminds me of that old SNL skit where they turned the Enterprise into a revolving restaurant.

Just like in Jurrasic Park! I am picturing Zuckerburg sitting in a darkened cafeteria eating ice cream as the shadow of a Farmville cow plays across the wall...

@baldbeaver: Balmer, is that you?

I tried using Bing as my default search provider when I got my new work laptop, but quickly went back to Google, because Bing would consistently take about 15 seconds longer to load. Keep your fake money.

They won't fix it because they are too busy being rude to tourists and laughing at Jerry Lewis. HARHARHAR!!

@sufreak: "She is switching from suck to blow!"

I found another article with some more stories about DeCoster. He is a bastard, but really it is the government's fault for continuously finding problems and not doing anything to correct them.

Good things come to those who wait, and I have been waiting a long time for BSG to come to Netflix!

@nordom: Mmmmm... satan butt...

I might be interested in this. I watch way more streaming than DVDs. The last one I got in the mail was "Wndtalkers" and that has been sitting on my TV for about a month now. Don't judge me...

Don't worry. If we learned anything from "Heroes", it's that NBC likes to completely change direction and ignore everything that happened previously at least twice each season. Hulu will turn evil, and Roku will steal its powers. Then Apple TV will come back from the dead and assume Roku's identity.

I say we take off and nuke his garage from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Not much of a tea drinker, but I go with Earl Grey. It is good with milk & sugar (or honey) or just plain black depending on the mood. And you get to say "Tea! Earl Grey! Hot!" when it comes out of the microwave! Bonus!

@ecapox: Wait til your three year old starts dropping f-bombs in the supermarket. Then you'll change your mind!

@mr.hanseen: You can trust his advice, kids. He only "occasionally" does coke.

Where do you keep the charger? I'll stick to my Walmart shopping bag.