Now *this* is Justin’s genuine happy face. Sorry Paul Ryan, Justin will never love you the way he loves Barack!

I’m pretty sure all but the most genetically blessed would look like garbage next to Justin Trudeau.

He knows. He fucked it up. He broke America. And he’s done. He knows it.

Totally agree. The smile says “I am a friendly person who is happy to see you!” but the eyes scream “PLZ SEND HELP!!!!”

How is Ryan only 2 years older than Trudeau and he looks like death? Maybe it’s the lighting, but he looks ashen in those standing photos.

or there will be cold hell to pay, America.

Aw man, poor Justin. If you know him like Canada does, you can see how fake all these smiles are today. This is not his genuine happy face. What a shitty day for him, having to gladhand all these douchebags for the sake of the nation.

I was just explaining the concept of universal health care.

We’re 5 days away from having the plug pulled on this whole “freedom of speech” deal.

Now that’s what I call low-hanging fruit.

“Get out of my face now. Don’t tell me I didn’t do my job (expletive). OK, exactly. Get the (expletive) out of my face. Like I said, get out of my face. Don’t play with me. Don’t play with me. I just put my heart on the (expletive) field. Don’t (expletive) play with me. Get the (expletive) out of my face then. Try me…

Reminds me of the last fight I got in. This guy at a bar was looking at me. So I said, “What the fuck you looking at asshole?” He looks at me and says, “Nothing.” I stood up. “Damn right, you better not be.” This guy had no business fucking with a guy like me, so I said, “ You have no business fucking with a guy like…