Go ahead, I'll wait. Haven't heard any new ones for years.

Roogie Elliott drives a truck? Pretty cool. I haven't seen him since 1983.

Patrick Swayze looked like the perfect vision of fitness… yet he's dead and I am still here… hmmm

Why my name is not McVeigh.

Let me guess, M.A.M.E.? Yeah that music is annoying as shit…and was NEVER in the arcade game.

You might be surprised.

That's not what your mom said last night.