Nothing you can think of hasn’t already been thought of and unimplemented due to having undesired consequences or being impractical. (Eg: see below for a guy who couldn’t buy multiple CPUs despite being a legitimate purchase for business use.) You’re talking about people who spend their careers building commerce…

Hilariously, I decided to go to the Walmart near me this morning. I knew they had two rows in their display case reserved for this game for the last several days (at $49.94) in anticipation of it’s arrival.

Hilariously, I decided to go to the Walmart near me this morning. I knew they had two rows in their display case…

Na. Botters should be.  But if people buy it fairly like everyone else, then it is theirs to do as they please.

Walmart for some reason has been discounting most new games by $10 for a while now. You might be able to get it from there for $50.

Travis Scott and McDonalds: “Say Cactus Jack sent you”

It might sound melodramatic aye, but there is a real danger of these games becoming lost. That’s part of the reason emulation is important in keeping these games available. Game carts, discs and systems won’t be around forever. They get corroded or broken and just stop working. I’m a big proponent of emulation to save…

There’s definitely going to be a ton of confused parents and disappointed kids this Christmas.

I agree completely. It was so disappointing that they chose to go all in on the cheese with all their future releases.

The first two Korn albums are really good, Linkin Park is mostly quite solid, and honestly, the first Limp Bizkit album is pretty damn well done. If I gave it a little more thought, I’m sure I could expand my list by a few more. I have no shame.

Yep, it’s called Deadspin. It’s a ghost town where men yell into the void and never receive a response.

How much extras you lookin’ for? We gots “The Beatles were overrated”, “The Prequel Trilogy is better than the OG Trilogy”, “The original Ghostbusters was never very good”, “Buffy was never feminist and you were just deludin’ yourself” and “Jack Nicholson’s Joker was bettah than Heath Ledger’s”.

Hot takes! Get ya hot takes heah! 

I don’t think anyone is going to read it that way. There’s literally no reason McHale would give a quote about that, speaking for someone else mentioned in the same sentence, and that’s a common way to lead into a quote anyway.

Congratulations for finally reaching/skipping to the comments! As a reward, here is the actual list you were probably looking for when you clicked on this article:

I bet there are a lot of disappointed people who clicked on this link hoping to find a very different kind of BBC Dad.

I really love all of those- Spanish Love Songs, Menzingers, Iron Chic- and definitely recommend checking out Menzingers. They don’t have new releases, but I also recommend Antarctigo Vespucci, Dollar Signs, and Prince Daddy & the Hyena (except Prince Daddy’s last album, I think it’s unbearable).

The Japanese scratched into the phone next to the picture basically translates into “Trust me a little bit more.” I’m assuming Rick didn’t secretly speak Japanese so it’s a bit of a weird tidbit to include with no follow-up.

No, Lydia told her, didn’t you read the review?

You kept calling her daughter Lydia. Did you mean Judith?

Dude, none of your work is good.