Fun Fact. Both Joy Division and New Order were offending the shit out of people with their name long before this band came around to trivialize a pussy little war that only matters to baby boomers who still listen to hippie bullshit.

Well at least he's only thinking about what it would be like to write a sequel. He's not writing Fight Club 2.

If you want to feel sorry, watch Max and realize that was the movie that he was so certain of being an important career maker that he executive produced the fucker.

Weird that the routine is what made him famous. He also talked about how he had been doing that routine for months and one fan records it and boom.

So we ignoring the dog episode of Futurama? How can we ignore the dog episode of Futurama?

THOSE FUCKING FLASHBACKS (sorry just tried to watch season 2 of Arrow - what a piece of shit)

The Bible also says And Lo, thou shalt watch a sad movie about a woman and her dog and thou shalt by midly bored but telleth your friends that you love it for fear of seeming to resemble a philistine.

Yeah. Why can't he be like Gene Simmons and just suck on all fronts?

They are both so sensitive. I mean really sensitive. Holy hell, you say one mean thing and they are writing songs about it.

I am fairly certain that you are parodying them - but I suspect that's an actual quote.

I'm just shocked that Alan Dershowitz is not his lawyer. That man lives for defending rapists.

Sadly The Fall is like rotten meat that was burned in order to hide its gaminess. No amount of wine can save that.

No. The Fall is terribly boring and it ends with the hoariest of hoary cliches of all the copes snapping their fingers as if they are going to trace the call (even though it's instantly traced).

Or "finally, Noam Chomsky is proving himself useful - and not spouting anti-Semitic bullshit."

I would love to get one of these, but then I would have to get a dog so he could pee on it every day.

Except Woody Allen is probably innocent and his argument is that Mia Farrow brainwashed his daughter into believing that she was molested.

Alan Dershowitz claims that he served his time - 42 days. And that taking off to France means that he's taken responsibility for his actions.

I still think that 4chan did it.

According to the first movie he was. And Woz was peter who denied him.

Or Computer Jesus