Because really, why aren't you paying attention to the dating life of the CEO who took over after Steve Jobs died? I already know who the CFO of Microsoft is fucking becasue it's all over Perez Hilton.

Is this the first time the Christian Bale has taken a role considered by Leo since American Psycho?

also, if the Terminator movies are in the post-apocalyptic stage now that means that Arnold robot should be YOUNGER than he looked in the first movie.

Realizes that he's pretty cool with that turn of events. Tries to chat up Winona Ryder in the hall while she runs off to stop a mass murder.

One character comes back home to realize that all of his friends are still living in that same suburb. It's very sad.

Or Two and a Half Men, or pretty much every comedy on television.

Wasn't that the premise of Scrubs?

Aren't all musicians locked into adolescence?

He apologized. And he was genuine about it. His own issues with Depression are well documented.

Jay Z and Beyonce like to play creepy BDSM games. I'm sure they will eventually tell us their safe word.

Tanakh. Call it the Tanakh. Why give legitimacy to that Jesus meshuggas?

Damn. Is it too late to plug King David and teh Spiders from Mars?

Well maybe he will get some women writers and they will make the thing more female-centric or something.

I have to disagree with the assessment of American Wedding simply becasue in that movie all the bad actors had dropped off and we got the Scott-Briggs-Hannigan trio.

Although it is a bit of a bummer that if an Italian is nerdy he is going to be playing Jews (John Turturro - sic- does that a lot) and if a Jewish actor is more alpha male he is going to be Italian.

I thought that John Hamm was Dr. Strange.

So will he be the counsel for Superman or Batman? And will he be a witness?

They are awfully happy to be featured in a motion picture and have some lovely Rain Forest tours that you wouldn't want to miss…they won't catch on that they have been depicted as evil cannibals who deserve to get wiped out for at least a couple years.

If Kings had lasted past one season it might have been cool. Granted, with Ian McShane playing "Silas" (Saul) it would be hard to pay attention to David, but that actor was showing signs of being more than just a pretty boy.

Nah. Forget Judith. She's just a cleaned up version of Yael.