I think she said “Have a nice day, sir”, because that is what shopkeepers actually say at that moment, and he misheard her.

I bet he was looking at the novelty keychain or magnet license plates that have a person’s name on them for the license letters. That woman probably did it to everyone who looked at those for fun.

I’m willing to bet he had some stupid nametag he forgot about or his backpack had his name embroidered into it. This has happened to me so many times and I’m spooked for weeks every time and then I realize.

No, I’m pretty sure Steve Nash is retired for good.

This list is kind of like Cleveland. It validates stereotypes and a River runs through it.

I got to play with Pearl in the summer of 86, right after he got drafted by the Nets. My father was a coach who had a camp at Pace University in Manhattan. He had coached against Pearl in HS and coached him in AAU ball. I played hockey, but since I was living with my dad that summer I ended up going to his hoops camp…