"I cut my teeth on onion rings, in the movies. One star."

Frank Ocean is gay?!

I really like Mulaney's stand-up but this looks possibly insufferable. I'll still give it a shot eventually, though.

That Jonah and President Montez scene was so good.

Sarah's FJ bet was just terrible.

Hi I'm Bala Kumar and this is the…firemelon whack? -cue Jackass music-

Don't add unnecessary first names when you don't have to, ladies. I guess they psyched Bala out. He could've just said "Woolery", right?

I predicted that punchline just before he said it but that doesn't make it hilarious.

You're one in 115,300, Mike!

Everyone blanking on Tom Sawyer was just sad. It looks like today's Tom Sawyer he gets by on you, and the space he invades he gets by on you (and you too, Tracy Bacon).

Trebek totally said Jon instead of Joe when he moved over to interview him. You can see Joe mouth "Joe" but he just lets it go. He probably learned to pick his battles when living with all those girls.

And her spiffy husband and the family that she squeezed cracked me up.

Also props to Carrie Coon for going full coon.

Alan Sepinwall has great access to the final few episodes of the show, to anyone who wants to read more. His Lindelof interview answers a lot: http://uproxx.com/sepinwall…
This was a perfect finale, whether the story it told was true or not.

Sorry trailer people, that Imagine Dragons song only works for Breath of the Wild commercials.

I went for Rachel too. If my cat named Phoebe wasn't failing to climb onto the window at the time, I would've gotten a dirty look from her.

I would actually like to hear Alexa read that HIMYM clue.

Just…anything that doesn't end in "Here". People watched that shit on Netflix, man.

But 8th grade me loved it! I exhausted my movie-going friends and family by seeing it 7 times in the theater.

Noooo! Erlich is such a lovable douche. Noooo!