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Springfield, 1998. Seen it. Covered it.

What I like to do is calculate the amount of fuel that an idling engine would use, then work out whether the fuel required to make up for the decelerative forces produced by remaining in gear would be more or less than the former value at that moment in time, continuously evaluate the two, and then not give a…

Pardon me, but this entire digression borders on insane. Here’s a handy guide for anyone who is debating whether they should coast downhill or leave their car in gear

Sometimes I swear this site offers up advice for people who cannot tie their own shoes.

Contractor Jim: “Hey Bob, do we know how tall this door frame is?”

Contractor Jim: “Hey Bob, do we know how tall this door frame is?”

Cool Whip is fucking disgusting.

I have a specific type of hearing loss, one that is immune to both scientific understanding and ability to cure. When uttered in specific order, I cannot hear the words “your turn” and “pick up the check”. It just always slips right by me, nobody knows why.

Well, come on. Of course Russian representatives have met with practically everybody in Trump’s White House. This shouldn’t be surprising to anybody. It’s standard practice to have at least one face-to-face meeting with new employees.

“Leftover biscuits”

Lol someone really wants those clicks. Let’s start a flame war that will do it. SMH!

This should be retitled “The 10 Dumbest Ways to Use Zip Ties.”

Any change from “newest deals at the top” makes viewing these posts more time-consuming for me. I generally peruse only the highlighted deals, and I stop scrolling once I recognize a deal from the day before. This change makes it harder to recognize which deals I’ve seen already, and makes me more likely to skip…

Any change from “newest deals at the top” makes viewing these posts more time-consuming for me. I generally peruse…

“Hi! My name is Jack, I see you also like to pee at Starbucks.”

If you’ve managed to dent your ping pong ball, it’s time to throw it out. Even if you get it back to round, it will not bounce properly as the integrity of the walls has been compromised. It’s likely there’s a hole in it, even if it’s very small. If you do use it, you will notice some funny bounces and occasionally a…

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here’s a thing i have against the conventional oiling wisdom: