Better hope she isn’t reading this, or you’re likely going to be surfing the couch for a while!

There is a whole range of the method for creating a roux. You CAN brown your butter if you like. You can cook your flour til it turns a rich red if you like (It won’t thicken as well, so you will have to use more roux to your milk) (Also, you won’t have a white sauce anymore... but you’ll have something tasty). For my…

Why would I have a crowd in my oven?

My favorite way of discharging static is timidly reaching for metal things like filing cabinets thinking, “Okay, this time I won’t get shocked.” only to get shocked. Winter is a very disappointing time for me.

I find that the best method to get rid of static during winter is sneak up behind coworkers and touch the back of their ears.

Am I the only one that places the blame on the shithead motorists driving too fast for conditions over the top of a hill?

You are probably like 22 years old so let me tell you something that might help you prepare for the future. In the next 60 or so years before you die, the guy who is president isn’t always going to be your guy, and even when it’s your guy he might be a dickhead or dickhead things. Best thing to do is worry about the…

What?

“Tickle your ass with a feather.”

The InstaPot Pressure Cooker

The InstaPot Pressure Cooker

“a strange game” “the only winning move is not to play”

This just in, hack your life by actually looking at the food you buy.

I think this European knows how to cook a scrambled egg. This is my preference.

Then maybe you guys should stop advertising them every few days.

Naw, that makes it the smartest. Cuz it conned so many to pay $100+ for it!

Naw, that makes it the smartest. Cuz it conned so many to pay $100+ for it!

I think its time to retire the “today only” on this near-weekly post about flash storage discounts.

I think its time to retire the “today only” on this near-weekly post about flash storage discounts.