Geez, what does it take to be considered corrupt these days? Administering a failed hotel deal in Azerbaijan with Keyumars Darvishi, the head of a construction firm owned by the Revolutionary Guard (that Revolutionary Guard, the one involved in drug trafficking, sponsoring terrorism and money laundering) doesn’t…

Jim Crow laws would be around for at least another decade and pejoratives of all sorts were generally sprayed around like so much Aqua Net. Ya know, back when America was so “great”. /s

This is from 1953; that is supposed to be the actress Janice Logan. White supremacist vs. wartime xenophobia? Why not both?

These old guys KNOW. That shit-for-brains Kennedy, who kept (mis-)pronouncing “Pew-tin”, as if the head of the Russian Federation since 1999 were some obscure individual. “Mr. Clapper, does Mr. PEW-tin have any assets in the United States?”

We have the technology: Can’t someone get some Sea Org members at Gold Base to write the algorithm to shift his teeth over one in all of his photographs ever? For the sake of humanity?

Right. Now it’s not just a fox guarding the hen house, but foxes commissioned to also lay eggs. That’ll work. And thinking about it, the judiciary is full of too many “lawyers”. We need more rapists, thieves, arsonists and terrorists on the bench, so we can get their perspective and understand their needs.

Good points! Perhaps we need something easily identifiable for the good ones.

Riiiight? And studying history, in their case, would simply be “remembering”.

Do these guys even macroeconomics, bruh?

WWSSJD?

“World domination complete.”

Grand Old Party of assholes?

Friend, I have advice. So much advice. Not good advice, mind you. Never good advice. But what I got is yours.

If you hear a strange sound, turning up the radio works to fix that, too. (Denial is underrated).

Well, somebody think of something nice to say! And quick! He’s going to figure out any second now that the football is not really a football and give us all the biggest “Oh yeah? Well, so’s your mother!” of all time.

Go for it, Prieby: I think a certain former Secretary of State, one particular past President of the United States, a past First Lady of the United States, a Massachusetts senator and a few others could put a tightening of those laws to good use.

With a big gold circle in the middle of his forehead, “Achey Breaky Spiders from Mars” could be huge. I think he should go for it. For art, of course.

Hmmm...if you lay the check engine symbol over the nations capitol, the Masonic Temple is on that propellor thingy and the Washington Monument is right about where the carburetor is located...but now if you turn it...Comet Ping Pong Pizza!

Maybe they took the information down, because they fixed the planet?

Even medieval kings kept court jesters around. Licensed fools were often tasked with delivering criticisms or bad news directly to the powerful: