You know what’s worthless? Billy Haisley.

The team looks good without 2 of their best players, they lose a close game, helping them in the historically deep 2017 draft.

How do you still have a job?

His takes may suck, but he takes from his roommates just fine.

“For instance, in just the last month I personally wrote that USC was falling apart—they’re 3-1 since—and that Adam Gase made a huge mistake by agreeing to coach the Miami Dolphins, who are undefeated since that post was published.”

Well, Gottlieb is more likely to take credit than to give it.

Correction: Doug Gottlieb is not on ESPN Radio. He is on CBS Sports Radio, as evidenced by their logo on his fucking laptop.

And they had the league’s unanimous MVP on their team!>!>!11?

I will never get tired of reading this.

Did you know that’s the first time an NBA team has blown a 3-1 lead in the NBA Finals basketball game series?

I’m not sure if anyone heard about this other fun fact. But the Warriors blew a 3-1 lead in last year’s NBA Finals. (The Finals is the championship series in professional basketball.)

ssssmockinnn

Read this while wearing my Chief Wahoo hat.

“This means that, now more than ever, journalists with relevant information have a responsibility to stop wringing their hands and burn Donald Trump.”

*No-Longer-Gawker-Network bloggers want to be taken seriously as journalists*

So does this kind of shit-posting get you fired, or is there literally no one with a relevance approval button on this whole goddamn website these days?

Got to love all the articles on being good journalists this site pumps out every time they are criticized, and now when it’s convenient for you and your goals, an article undermining one of the primary pillars of good journalism.

The whole point of principles is to apply them even when it’s inconvenient, or unpleasant.

I am not at all a Trump supporter. I do find it interesting, however, that a reporter who presumably does not have any dirt on Trump is asking other reporters to put their reputations on the line and break one of the “sacrosanct” rules of being a reporter by dishing dirt on Trump. Just my $.02.