Hey guys, Trump is a bit of a cunt.

because they’re fucking brown and hate everything Obama ever did.

Freshmen are like what, 14? 14 yr olds should not be writing farewell letters/texts to their parents.

Trump doesn’t understand anything that isn’t fucking over someone else at his benefit. He’ll actively go out of his way to make someone suffer just so he can see someone did.

My parents came to this country undocumented, looking for a better life for themselves and for my siblings and I. We did not leave a sh*thole, but we certainly arrived at one. This country, America, is one of the most violent, inhospitable places on earth. And now the racist citizens are trying to send us back. Well…

I know this is unpopular, but I think it’s entirely too early and far too political to discuss the gun lobby money Mark Rubio took to vote against the back ground bill after the Newtown Massacre.

The leopards are coming for all your faces, assholes.

Don’t know about you folks, but I feel safer with this menace off the streets.

I’d be on your side if he wasn’t wearing a pin that said “Time’s Up”. Don’t wear a pin supporting a cause if you don’t even know what that cause is. And expect to be asked about it.

Well, he can certainly go fuck himself.

I’ve told this story before and forgive me, will tell it to the day I die. I double finger saluted Pence a few weeks after the election as I stood all by my lonesome on a corner waiting for his Motorcade of Assholery to pass me by so I could finish a run. IT FELT SO GOOD. Now I wish I had mooned him. Mother was with…

Apparently, Muslims never suffer from mental health issues. When we do something bad, it’s entirely of our own volition. When a white person does something bad, it’s a defect in that otherwise pristine, gorgeous brain of theirs.

“It’s not a bra, it’s a bustiiayyyyyy!” is a phrase I exclaim on the regular.

Maybe men and women shouldn’t have children during this time if it’s such a grueling schedule. Life isn’t fair, choices have to be made.

Keep that shit at home and protest your current government by doing well in school, attending college and being part of the generation that will take over from them.

It’s illegal to punish a student for sitting during the Pledge.

First off: India, you fucking rock, and fuck anybody who says otherwise. You’re braver than most people twice your age.

In the U.S., the Constitution outweighs “school rules”.

Mike Pence looks like a stick of deodorant someone taught to wince.