“Mother, I sure showed those satan sponsored lady parts who is boss today, didn’t I?” - Mike as Mother tucks him in his bed and turns on his surfer Jesus nightlight. (ETA - Mike Pence is the worst -this crap is all him)

which tracks things like kids’ eating and sleeping habits when they’re young, and adapts to answering their questions about long division and sex or whatever as they grow up.

There is rape in some of his books, but he never glorifies it or blames the victim, and he never portrays it as a man just being unable to help himself. And there are far more of his books without it.

There’s a character who was raped as a little boy in one of King’s short stories. The Library Cop, I think? That’s the only one I can think of.

That wasn’t a rape. What’s wrong with you?

He’s written about a gazillion books. If they were ALL about rape, you would have had a point there. But they’re not. And since he writes about people in the world, it would be strange if none of his characters were ever raped since sadly, that’s something that many women have experienced

As most Americans know, including, I hope, Donald Trump, Puerto Rico is part of America.

Speaking as a child of a “messy” single dad. Please, please, please learn to clean for your children. If you can “learn” to do high level science you can “learn” to clean.

I would straight-up call CPS on you, rich whiteness notwithstanding.

Why would someone take differential geometry classes when they don’t need to for their future?

This is all going back to what I said on the last post: this isn’t about the parents, it’s about the kids. Hire a housekeeper… for the kids.

Animal pee in the kitchen sink isn’t ‘messy’, its ‘dirty’ and a health hazard.

How does a person with a functioning brain not know how to clean?

Another reminder of who the REAL psychopathic monster of the Old Testament Bible was.

I’ve had a rough week on top of our whole “The US is flaming garbage” thing. Last night I watched videos of pygmy goats and today I’m learning about quokkas. (My friend is really, really trying to bribe me to visit her in Western Australia.) Baby animal videos. It’s a coping skill.

FTFY

I think this story made me even more lesbian, and I’m pretty goddamn non-child-wanting lesbian! The fuck is wrong with these people?! 

Excuse me while I snort my birth control off my desk.