Trunkist.

In California, yo! (We still also have a long way to go.....)

No, a book cannot cause someone to become gay. It might, however, help someone to internally acknowledge that they are gay, and thus have more self-acceptance, more self-esteem, and a greater sense of security.

Bannon was there. He thought it meant Nachos All Toppings Offered

Samira’s dress is so structured and gorgeous. I want to borrow it and twirl around my living room.

It’s “coercion such as lies and verbal pressure” so it’s not limited to the typical “you’d sleep with me if you really loved me” but includes things like “if you don’t, I’ll tell everyone you did anyway” or “my dad knows your dad and he will be very sorry to hear that you’re getting group fucked by all the frats.”

I will bet any money that he is incel.

If this investigation doesn’t lead to trump being impeached, the little faith I have in our democracy will be completely dead.

That was a very pleasing short story. Stop doing mysterious work in Iraq, and write a memoir.

“Also they clog the toilets with their tampons, are known carriers of cooties, will go out of their way to make you feel bad for simple compliments about their tits, and I’m told some of them have teeth in their vaginas, am I right fellas?” - Something Neil Gorsuch, who I’m not certain has ever actually met a woman,…

It gives me extra chills that the person you’re citing was a teacher. If you don’t understand the basic premise of cause-and-effect, you aren’t qualified to teach children.

Ed Sheeran always looks either really attractive or SUPER unattractive to me.

What a unique toddler. Most British babies look like old age Winston Churchill...

No kidding.

I’m incredibly old, and I remember well that my friends and I watched American Bandstand religiously (mostly on my best friend’s TV, which was a huge, clumsy, black-and-white cabinet set, an RCA if I’m remembering correctly—this was back in the day, when TV stations signed off late at night and came back on with the…

time for a classic Marlene/Winston messaround

Riiight????