I’ve seen and really don’t get this argument. My last name has been my last name from birth. Just like it was my father’s last name from birth. Is it more “his” last name than mine because he’s a man? Or because he’s older? It’s not “my father’s name”—it’s a whole bunch of “Keyser’s” (men and women) names. Including…

...good for blowing your load AND loading your blow.

Concerned mothers?

Bigots, uh, find a way

Oh FFS.

That’s what happened in Jurassic Park.

Her book is very clear that she is not a medical professional and her book should not be construed as medical advice.

When the kids were teeny, if it was a movie both of us wanted to see badly in the theaters, we would take turns. I went to see Harry Potter by myself while the mr. stayed home with the kids. Then after I came home, he went to the later screening.

No joke: in Brooklyn someone was changing their kid on a bench seat in the back of a bar. Yuck. Poopie.

When I went to see The Force Awakens, an approximately 9 year old girl and her grandmother sat directly behind me and put their feet on the back of my seat while the grandmother read the opening rolling sequence aloud for the kid. It was annoying, but I more or less understood the intention and thought it would stop…

I had some asshole tell me I didn’t have the right to complain about his asshole kid kicking my seat through the entire movie (I had asked them to stop nicely several times before getting pissed) because it was a G rated movie.

Parent here and I could not agree more. I try very hard not to bring my kid to places where he will disrupt others (quiet restaurants, for example, because he's a toddler and toddlers are unpredictable). But also, why is your under 6 year old watching an R-rated movie? At the risk of pearl-clutching, I would argue…

I sat next to a dad and a daughter (who was definitely under 10) at Girl with a Dragon Tattoo. I can only imagine how awkward that card ride home was.

Agreed. I feel the same way about bars. Keep your goddamn kids out of my R rated movies and out of my bars. When I saw Deadpool, there were so many kids “oooooohing” and “aaahing” and “did you see that? his head flew off-ing.” Goddamn annoying.

I think it is nice that Homer takes Maggie to the theater.

Sucks for parents who can’t find evening sitters.

Wait. Oh my god. Wait. http://www.dailydot.com/lifestyle/lond…

Okay. But if they're going to start banning kids then they have to start ACCEPTING cats.