*cough* Turk Turkleton *cough*

lol It’s a catchy tune and admittedly it is started with him calling her Puerto Rican, right before the song began, but her character always insisted that she was not black, but Dominican. That was a clear distinction for her and I think the song was just an extension of that.

Jesus forgive me, but I still sometimes sing “Turk, I’m Dominican!”

I cannot STAND this new trend of gender reveal parties. People usually do a baby shower, so to me it just seems a bit attention hoggy/greedy. Plus you got you know 2 options here, its going to be a boy or a girl. Unless its some unknown 3rd gender, Im good.

Aw, I miss Behind Closed Ovens!

I don’t plan to have kids and I would literally never have a gender-reveal party, but now I want do do both just so I can call it an “External sex organ reveal party” and have that on a banner.

This is the first I have heard of “Gender Reveal” parties. Wow. That says a LOT about how defining gender is in our culture . . . someone could write an article just about this.

Aren’t they all done that way? I’ve heard of ones where instead of the envelope going to the bakery it goes to a friend who sets something up (colored balloons in a box and colored confetti in a balloon being the two I remember off hand) but I’ve never heard of a gender* reveal party where the parents weren’t finding…

This is so fucking over the top complicated. Someone I know of had the doctor write it, went and bought a blue and a pink outfit, gave the envelope to the cashier and asked her to wrap the appropriate onesie and then unwrapped it at the party. I would have been so tempted to sub in like a green or purple onesie. Let…

AND we’re shaped like a mitten! Mittens are harmless!
See?

I saw Satan Den of Babykillers when they were playing for crowds of, like, 10. Great show.

This was all over my Facebook feed last night. Almost as soon as this broke lots of people were clamoring to help clean it up. As far as I know, some amazing guy (not affiliated with PP) has paid for the services of a graffiti removal company to take care of whatever the volunteers can’t. We have a really great…

“Satan den of babykillers.”

It’s not just better training required for police officers. We need to stop hiring sociopaths for the job.

Michigan apparently has a form of indeterminate sentencing where the legislature sets a maximum sentence and a judge sets a minimum sentence. When the convicted person reaches the minimum sentence he’s allowed to go in front of a parole board to ask for release on parole, but must serve at least the minimum.

Wow. This woman. She is doing good work.

Yep, but it was your fault your house got robbed! Aww, is a few swear words making you clutch your pearls? Go take up with the chiefs, they also think it was your fault your house got robbed. (This is sarcasm of course, to illustrate your exact line of thinking).

Absolutely fuck those people victim blaming, and saying, “if you don’t want pictures out there,” nonsense.

Blueberry scones do not deserve this sort of maligning.

A pre-emotive plea: Don’t feed the victim-blaming trolls. Let them languish in the grays. Dismiss any comments that are direct replies to you. Make Jez a better place for everyone!