If Nintendo wants to follow their own recipe for success, for Super Mario Bros 2 they should take the script for a movie that won’t be as popular in the west, and just change the four main characters.

There’s nothing more pathetic than some incel simping for Musk. Seek help.

I always wondered why his college nickname was Reed “Fisty” Richards . . .

The movie is coming out in four months, I doubt it’s for a major role, or even minor. I’d expect it might be for a mid or end credits scene. Which lends credence to the idea that he might be Reed Richards. I think he’d be great in the role. 

Don’t forget how ripped he is too. Will really fill out that unstable molecules costume. 

He puts the peeps in the chili and adds the m&ms

Going Under wasn’t a hit for them? That’s... sad to hear.

if anything, I hope the success of Elden Ring diversifies the (terribly named) “soulsborne” genre the same way roguelikes did. A silly-looking crab game seems like a step in the right direction, I hope it’s good. 

PSA: “Free speech” does not mean “free from all consequences.”

Is it true that Ron DeSantis cannot achieve an erection unless a mule farts in his face?

I’ve only ever seen one tiktok of your game. Yet, when I watched Dr Strange 2 and saw that scene I immediately thought of your game. I didn’t remember the name of the game - but I did remember the gameplay video of the combat system.

Okay, Stephen Ddungu here. Firstly Jeremy, I didn’t know you were going to make it a race issue, I’m quite disappointed to be honest.

“It will be years before we get another End Game payoff.”

And that one took 11 years to reach in the first place!  

Counterpoint, this movie was wild and fun because Sam brought Evil Dead energy to what could have been a more generic slog.

I think my only gripe, at least major one now, is that the Illuminati of Earth-838 designated the MCU main Earth as 616. I guess that’s to make it easier for casuals who were always wondering why fans say 616, but the MCU was established in the comics as Earth-199999. If they truly wanted it to be adjacent to the…

This game is going to make billions of dollars.

Did someone say Jet Jaguar?

The answer, based on historical precedent: a giant crustacean.

Boba Fett riding a rancor into battle is the coolest shit ever.

In most cases - both in the classic series and the revival - it’s been the former. A notable exception is Colin Baker, who was fired. It seems as though people are tending toward the Troughton Plan™, leaving after three series; Peter Davison explicitly said he only did three series upon the recommendation of…