WHAT! Would legit kill.

Maui wedding, sweat dripping down my back but no regrets about my fitted dress. As I stepped out to the ceremony I was greeted by a cooling breeze and stood for a moment with my backside facing the tradewind to cool off my sweaty butt and back. Our ceremony was amazing, just bliss and joy and giggles. Photos…

I had no issues with my wedding dress, but zipping my MOH into her bridesmaid dress was an Olympian feat, and I still have no idea why: She had tried it on beforehand, she hadn't gained any weight, and she wasn't any bigger than any of the other bridesmaids who had the same size dress. Also, all but one of the dresses…

I had two minor mishaps. One - my dress was a nice lacey thing that had a seam up the front and Chinese knots (more decorative than functional). I sewed up the entire front seam, since for religious and aesthetic reasons, I didn't like the front slit to the knee. At the reception, I had to sew part of it shut again…

The best story from our wedding was about the hubs - he was getting ready with his son, my brother and his mom at a condo we rented, while i was getting ready at the hotel (OK WE GOT MARRIED AT DISNEYWORLD, OK). we had a 10am ceremony, so there was a lot of early morning activity, including my step mom double checking…

Myself and my sister were bridesmaids for our oldest sisters wedding.

While the Bridesmaids were walking down the aisle, I noticed far too late that my sister (bridesmaid #2) had the back of her cocktail length dress tucked into her underwear. Luckily there was a dark, heavy sheer overlay that hid her ACTUAL…

First-time commenter, long-time reader. Anyway, for my wedding (nearly 15 years ago), I wore a princess-style dress that had a large tulle skirt with many layers. My hometown is on a lake in Wisconsin and, of course, after the ceremony we went to a lakeside park for photos. We walked for a bit through the park to…

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I managed to spill an entire glass of white wine down the inside of a bridesmaid dress. It was a sweetheart neckline, I hit the stem of the wine glass with my other hand and just dumped the whole thing inside the dress. It was after pictures, luckily. Somehow, it managed to trickle down the inside my long corset like…

I don't have any of my own, and not quite malfuctions, but kinda funny...

- MOB calls the day before the wedding asking what she can use to get pet hair out of the train of the brides gown. They'd hung it in the spare room to keep it safe and unwrinkled, only to have their terrier sleep on it...

I had 3.

One of Mr. MacIntosh's groomsmen's drunk girlfriends puked red wine all down to front of my dress while I was holding her hair in the bathroom. This was after the cake fell and before the photographer hooked up with the hotel bartender and missed the last half of the reception.

I had really pretty sparkly gold high heels for the wedding - unfortunately, they were also really stiff along the sides and the heel (and somehow sharp and stabby?), and double-unfortunately, I rarely wear shoes that aren't birkenstocks, so my feet were not used to shoes, let alone uncomfortable ones. On our wedding…

I was a groomslady for my friend's wedding on the beach in Malibu. The bride was a monster and wanted to me to wear a version of the very expensive and very ugly bridesmaid dress, which I refused to do. So I bought my own dress, which was simple and black with a slightly low cut top.

My wardrobe malfunction wasn't that big of a deal. My grandmother has advanced Alzheimer's, lives in a nursing home, and was unable to come to our wedding. She's my last living grandparent and it was a big deal that she got to see me and my bridesmaids (who were all family but one) after we were ready/before the…

Dress was too big, creased as fuck, couldn't wear any sort of bra with it, it had grass stains by the time I got married and a red wine stain very shortly thereafter. My dress was super plain, so I'd had a beautiful shawl hand made in mohair and silk and my hairdresser sold me on putting it up in my hairdo and it was…

I was able to get my dream dress for my wedding, something that I didn't think was going to be possible (deeply discounted floor model at a bridal show. It even had the right color trim. That is what makes me believe in a good and loving God). I was ridiculously protective of it- checked on it every time I went to my…

My dress and all the underpinnings were so tight that I didn't go to the bathroom all day and my stomach was one big bruise. But damn, that pee at 11:30 pm was wonderful.

Along the lines of hugs causing issues... I had a very lacy dress and when my new Mother-In-Law swooped in for a big hug immediately after the ceremony her earring got caught on my dress. It was a good two to three minutes of struggling out of that one without tearing the lace. But, I'm one of those who tossed my…

The only wardrobe malfunction was that my new country-bumpkin-in-laws drove off with my new husband's suitcase, causing him to pitch a fit like a three year old on our wedding night and refuse to leave my parents house because he didn't want to go to our hotel in his tuxedo. I finally got him to leave around midnight…