stadiums for the 2022 World Cup have been built using slave labor and 1000's have died. That's actually the truth, though. Seriously, FIFA is genuinely evil.

I just watched some of his stuff on YouTube. He's funny at times... But most of the humor is pretty bro-tastic - fucking ugly girls because they're easy, stuff that kills his boner, being mildly afraid of homophobia, making fun of his childhood insecurity. Yeah, dude, we're really not surprised you're insecure, and it…

Honestly as someone who works in social media marketing and PR, I would say steer clear of social media all together in a case like this unless you're prepared to suffer the consequences of a severe shitstorm. Complaining on social media can be really effective for some things, particularly protesting against…

Barely Ever Interacted = Lady Ignored The Little Prince & Didn't Worship Ground He Walked Upon And/Or Offered BJs Because Of His Sheer Awesomeness.

Oh yes, that. Duh! I didn't mean to minimalize what actually happened...

the bit's bizarre cruelty was made even more bizarre by the fact that the two have barely ever interacted.

He probably just thought she would be an easy target and is a huge douchebag. Comedy central should probably have not let that air.

Also, off topic, but I legit love her hair. I would love to have hair that color.

Tandoori Grill was my favorite restaurant. The food was always amazing but occasionally not quite as delicious as normal. We would joke that it must have been the regular chef's day off whenever it wasn't as good as usual. It makes me ill thinking that the chef never had a day off, and his "off" days were likely due…

and we're "just" friends.

When I was a teen, I'd loaned my Dad my copy of Dune to read, but when he gave it back the cover was torn off!

I'm busy.

Okay, kid, fair enough. But I'll give you one to start with: Don't have kids.

A guy I supposed to meet at a work function for a kinda first date just blew me off after we made a plan. What the hell?

The Worst Excuse I've Ever Heard

Senior year of college, I lived in a house in St. Louis by myself (rent was low in University City back then). The department my major was in asked if a new teacher could stay with me for a few days while his new apartment was getting ready. Even after I said, "That's a bit inconvenient for me...and living with a…

This is embarrassingly terrible, but here goes: I got pulled over on my way home from work for speeding. He asked if I knew I was speeding and mumbled something that probably sounded like yes. He asked why and I said "uh... Well... There are a lot of deer around here so maybe to get through the deer area as fast as…

Met a girl at her house for a dinner date and was supposed to stay overnight.

"I'm sorry I didn't go to you wedding, I was steam-cleaning my carpets."

From my ex-friends-with-benefits: "I just really haven't been feeling like sex lately, but when I do I promise you'll be the first to know." (Three days later he starts banging my then[-now-ex]-best-friend.)

From my ex-boyfriend, on why he broke up with me: "You just don't know how to take care of me and my needs! I…

Personal favourite, verbatim: "I can't come into fucking work, man, the fucking dog ate my fucking underwear. Fucking dog."