dropped my coffee, let out a piercing scream

Totally with you. Kathy Griffin was just defending some of her nonsense on the show by declaring it a comedy show. So I wanted to give them the benefit of the dou...

".. I would have curled up in the fetal position and cried myself to sleep (after eating a pint of Ben and Jerry's"

Isn't it time to retire Fashion Police altogether? The Oscars recap this year was excessively mean (without even considering the racism), and really offered no actual fashion insight or comedy. Just nitpicking, catty jabs and body-shaming. I get that comedy is comedy, but attacking someone's…

That is the classiest, most eloquent way I can imagine anyone responding to the fallout of what's happened.

Pearl is a treasure. A NATIONAL treasure, even. I don't understand why her Proper Possum videos don't all have eleventy zillion views. Proper Possum Massage and Proper Possum Manicure make me so, so happy.

Damnit, I'm too old for it, and it will probably look like hell on me, but I love whimsy and I want those tulle skirts!!

I love Idina enough to know that her voice is completely wrong for songs from The Sound of Music. Especially songs in the same key that Julie Andrews sang them in.

Agree To Disagree. Lets Agree on Julie Andrews

Shonda Rimes thought Idina Menzel would have done a better job than Lady Gaga at the Oscars.

2. Kangaroo Jack

Whoa Jessa, whoa.

Looks like the karma police...

*puts on shades*

... arrested this man.

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHH

Ever have one of those singluar laughs that is so incredibly loud and almost painful that you think you just ruptured an organ?

What a fucking mouth-breather.

Craig Brittain, the man behind the site IsAnybodyDown.com, is whipping out all of the digital laws to protect what's left of his professional image

Is this like how all those girls who wanted their info and photos off his website and he refused and attempted to charge them to remove it?

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