I love how he points out that a woman is "defrauding" her date by turning them on because her date-mate (or whatever) won't experience a "happy ending."

There are some serious oversights in this video. He talks about how girls can turn guys on (wearing reeeeally revealing clothing, using our anatomy, something about "dresses up to our earlobes, and fingernails") but not what guys can do to turn girls on. If I were a good Christian boy looking to date within my family…

This is great dating advice for women if you want a passionless relationship with some dude who will cheat on you with the same women he criticizes publicly but secretly can't stop thinking about. Ministers and politicians have been great at proving this hypocrisy.

What I learned:

I skipped to the end. It really is. "...and I think you're ready to do it.."

His sexy-talk voice is really starting to creep me out. Why is he so turned on? If he's not, why is he talking like that?

I love how he points out the ways a girl can turn her date on, but doesn't address the ways guys can turn girls on. We're just a bunch of hussies, aren't we?

I once worked for the female version of this guy. Her perfect, straight-A, Christian daughter was caught giving blow jobs to multiple guys in her high school bathroom. 'Nuff said.

He has the likability of a serial killer.

Dude kind of has a Dad-from-7th-Heaven vibe. And we all know how that ended, so...

Nothing quite as creepy as an overly christian dad. Evidence? This very real picture from a purity ball.

The last scene is the most Humbert Humbert-y thing I've ever seen

My computer at work has no speakers, so I turned on the CC. I highly recommend everyone try it. It's fucking hilarious. Some highlights:

Pretty sure I had the cologne version of that. Eau du Taint of Slut.

I recently found this website Christian Nightmares and its totally like going through the rabbit hole. Fascinating.

"You know Tina, the Devil takes your soul every time you orgasm? That is why your mother is still a pure woman today!" (I'm just guessing based on the image, I have to wait until I am done with work to be sure.)